One woman cannot change the world

I had a theme picked out for today, but then it just got bigger and bigger, and I realized I could never get it sorted out in time. So I set that aside and just picked out some fun stuff I liked, and here is it. We'll just have to work on Ancient Erotic Art some other day. Enjoy!


ETA: My apologies to everyone who got most of a week's worth of responses to comments from me yesterday, but I'm not very good at replying in a timely manner. It's in the procrastinator's handbook, after all, and I'm nothing, if not faithful to my chosen lifestyle. :::rolls eyes::: I'll try to do better in the future, though.

Title: A Change for the Good, for nepenth

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: Severus is an intelligent, ambitious young man, but with the… ‘help’ of a friend he undergoes a radical sex change that revolutions his whole life.

Rated: Coal and Switches (NC17)

Warnings: Gender-bender (girl!Severus), completely AU, a teeny tiny bit of angst and fluff here and there.

Author notes: Merry Snupin Christmas, Nepenth! I decided to go with your first prompt, but I’ve never written gender-bender before and it probably shows. I had so much fun working at this fic, though… I hope I made a good enough job including everything you asked for! Big thanks go to my beta, the best of them all!! Ten points go to the people who get the anime/manga reference :P

Word count: 31311

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: luvscharlie
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Tonks
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: tattoos, humor, witty conversation, public sex
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: "I don't know why I put up with you."
Author's Notes: Thanks to E for very last-minute speedy beta.

( Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: karasu_hime
From:  A Mysterious Member!

Title: Far Out
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: gender bending, first time, threesome, double-penetration
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4300
Summary/Description: Sirius, unable to resist tormenting Severus, hits him with a spell that turns him--briefly--into a girl.  It's Remus to the rescue when things don't go back to normal as quickly as planned.
Author's Notes:  This was insanely fun to write.  Thank you to the anonymous prompter who left this delicious bit of deliciousness.  Thanks also to r_grayjoy for the beta!  Happy Kinky Kristmas, all you deviants!  :D

( Far Out )

*The seagull delivers a thick envelope marked Urgent and warded to recipient, gobbles a handful of owl treats, and departs*

Title: Compromising Times, for wolfiefics

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: I used wolfiefics' prompt number one – "A story featuring Remus, Severus and Sirius as a threesome. One of my favorite stories is McKay's The Thrill of Under Me You, so something similar to that line of 'reluctant love' would be cool." I hope you like it! And anonymous thanks to my betas without whom I would be lost.

Rated: Coal and Switches (NC17)

Warnings: Threesome, explicit slash sex of various types.

Pairing: Remus/Severus/Sirius

Word count: 7192

Original poster: alisanne

Title: Accepting Breakfast
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco chooses his breakfast carefully.
Word Count: 165
Genre: Humor, romance
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Mince pie and for slythindor100's Advent prompt: Hot Chocolate.
Beta: leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Accepting Breakfast

Original poster: alisanne

Title: Promises Fulfilled
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry fulfills his promise.
Word Count: 570
Genre: Romance
Warnings: A sad lack of porn. ;)
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Mistletoe, and for slythindor100's Advent prompt: snow penis. This a sequel to the last two days' entries, Promises Made and Promises Delayed and it will make more sense if read after those two stories.
Betae: sevfan and leela_cat.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Promises Fulfilled

Original poster: chibidraco

Title : Harry's Dirty Little Secrets
Author: chibidraco
Summary: Harry's a successful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual love life.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Rating: R - NC-17
Length: 2,729
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Themes: Angst/Comedy
Warnings/Switching?: Nope



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Chapter 18

Original poster: thewickednix



Title: Behind the Green Door
Author: thewickednix
Pairing: Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Categories: Slash
Warnings: Dark, Coarse Language, Sexual Situations, Violence

Summary: In the midst of the Second Wizardning War, Draco Malfoy witnesses his father's capture of Harry Potter. Draco is given a mission: to watch the Boy Who Lived. But in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, something besides hate and enmity is born between two desperate souls.

DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII

Takes the Cake, by Arionrhod and McKay is now complete!

Summary: A special competition on the highly successful cable show "Takes the Cake" pits two-time winner Severus Snape against equally successful Remus Lupin. As things heat up in the kitchen, will Remus be able to convince Severus that they share more than just a passion for baking?

Rated: R

Content: non-magical AU

Word count: 46638

No real theme today, but I did stick in some threesome shots, just because they were fun...

Enjoy!

Title: The Pain of His Company, for dizilla

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: Cursed by Voldemort, Harry is doomed to see the one he loves the best die in lingering agony. Meanwhile, Snape is forced to obey orders given by Lupin, who is out of his mind with grief over the death of a friend.

Rated: Coal and Switches (NC17)

Disclaimer: The characters in this piece of fiction are the property of J. Rowling. The situations are the author's own.

Warnings: Humiliation, fellatio, rape, S&M.

Notes: Consignum is a made-up spell, from the Latin "to consign." This story was written for the 2009 Snupin Santa exchange, and is a gift for dizilla.

Other pairing: Harry/Luna

Word count: 6293

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebell
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: An Unwrapped Gift
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Lavender/Parvati
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds, Dirty talk, Established couple
invites a third
Other Warnings: Nudity NWS!
Artist's Notes: Done with ink and Photoshop

( An Unwrapped Gift [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: unbroken_halo
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: Leap of Faith
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, hair pulling, outdoor sex.
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 5565
Summary/Description: Charlie's always had a way with magical creatures, and Draco is just a fancy name for a dragon.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas to my recipient! You requested the above themes/kinks with ‘a nice twist of genuine affection’, and I hope I delivered. Nothing recognizable belongs to me.

( Leap of Faith )

Still desperately searching for a Batman for Gotham Knightfall. It's a Nolanverse game but welcomes characters from the wider DCU.

Title: Flight of the Marauder, for kirasha

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: A series of mysterious bank robberies leads Inspector Severus Snape of Scotland Yard into the midst of a band of thieves who are far more than what they appear. As Severus is drawn further into the dark secrets surrounding one of the Empire's most notable Peers - and the biggest proponent of the steam technology which powers it - he discovers himself caught up in a web of murder, lies, deception and greed, and facing an irresistible attraction that might be even more dangerous to his life than the criminals surrounding him.

Rated: Holiday Spice (R)

Warnings: Character death (not SS or RL)

Notes: This story would not have been what it is without the unfailing encouragement of M., or the phenomenal work of my beta, E., who kept me in line not only as far as spelling and grammar, but in points of Victorian society and law. Thank you both, I couldn't have done it without you!

Word count: 30361

I was looking at one of my favorite Toulouse-Lautrec paintings yesterday, and realized I have never posted it on Smutday. So I decided to share some kissing pics today.

Huh, I must be slipping! There's nothing in here beyond some PG13 partial nudity. Don't worry, I'll make up for it in the Penis Picture Post coming up next!

Enjoy!

Title: You Only Live Twice, for karasu-hime

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: It's not often that a tired, worn-out werewolf gets a second chance at life. It's even rarer for a bitter, cynical professor to get a fresh start. What happens when they get their second chance at the same time?

Rated: Gingersnaps (PG13)

Note: AU as of "The Seven Potters" chapter in DH.

Prompt from Karasu Hime: "De-aged fic: Severus and Remus come back with the help of Hermione, however they come back in their 18 year old bodies. And boy is Remus horny! With his wolf hormones on the rampage, he tries every which way to get into uptight Severus pants. I'd like to read the different ways he tries, how he gets snubbed, obstacles, angst then the happy ending. No over the top fluff, please!" I hope this works!

Other pairing: Charlie/Tonks

Word count: 6606

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jess
From: An Amazing Member!

Title: Fleur-de-Lis
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, hair kink
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4,000
Summary/Description: When he'd left the Manor five years earlier, Harry hadn't planned to return. He'd only dreamt of it.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery prompter. I hope this story makes at least some of your kinky dreams come true.
Thanks to my betas: M, F, and R.

( Fleur-de-Lis )